For the fossil in your life who’s practically carbon-dated, the "I Found This Old Photo of You Discovering Fire" birthday card is the perfect acknowledgement of their prehistoric mileage. Crafted with the kind of letterpress elegance usually reserved for printing the Magna Carta, this isn't your run-of-the-mill birthday card. It's quite a high quality jab at their age, a letterpress work of art that says, "You're so old, history books have you down for the discovery of fire."

Give them some of your specialized birthday humor with a card that’s been crafted, not just made, for the individual who's been around since the dawn of time—or at least acts like it. 

Details

• Includes cool matching envelope
• Made in the USA
• Blank inside
• 4.875" x 3.5"
• Letterpress