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No Hard Bits High Waisted Comfort Pants

No Hard Bits High Waisted Comfort Pants

Regular price $65.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $65.00 USD
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  • Manufactured Ethically In Portland OR
  • 30 Day Returns
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Faux Snakeskin Relax High Waisted Slacks

Ever imagined gliding into pants as effortlessly as a snake slips through the grass? Meet your new closet hero: The Slither-in Comfort Pants. Designed by someone who considers comfort paramount (yes, that's me) these pants can be tucked into boots (as seen in photo) or worn over boots. The cut appreciated by both women and men and is a baggy straight leg cut.

Fabric? Think Python, but Friendly. 🐍✨ Crafted from a polyblended snakeskin fabric that's as stretchy as your yoga instructor on a good day. It hugs, but never squeezes – like a gentle boa constrictor, if you will.

Design? Bye-bye, Buttons! 👋 No fasteners, no fuss. The wide waistband is like a comforting embrace around your midsection – supportive yet unrestrictive. It's like a fashion hug that says, "I got you, friend."

Pockets? Deep as Secrets. 🤫 Practicality meets mystery. Tuck away your treasures (or just your phone and keys) in pockets deep enough to rival the mysteries of the Amazon.

Comfort? Like Wearing a Cloud. ☁️ Designed with the ultimate comfort in mind, they're the pants you'll reach for whether you're conquering the urban jungle or just lounging like a lounge lizard.

Wear them, love them, and make a statement without saying a word. These aren't just pants; they're your sartorial spirit animal. 🌟💫

Ready to slither into style? 🐍🛍️

Returns & Shipping Policy

  • Made To Order: Our production time is 1-2 weeks, followed by shipping in 1-5 days. Enjoy a worry-free shopping experience with our 30-day return policy.

Content

Fabric: 100% Polyester

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