It's my ever popular handmade booty shorts, featuring an army of flying ovaries that refuse to be striped of rights. Adorn your rear with the very essence of feminine power. Each pair of ovaries and uterus is hand-pressed in a random pattern on plush black French terry soy cotton knit fabric.

These shorts are the quintessential attire for the Gen X woman who refuses to give away her rights to control her own body.