The Wurst Is Yet to Come—Because, Of Course It Is

Let’s be honest—things are a mess, and you’ve probably been preparing for the apocalypse since the day you slipped into perimenopause. Enter this scoop neck tee: your wearable reminder that yes, the world is still on fire, but at least you’ve got a dancing wiener to show for it. Anxiety? Oh yeah, we’ve got that in spades. But this shirt? It’s organic, eco-friendly, and doesn’t take itself too seriously—just like you. Wear it while you spiral into another “wurst case scenario,” because if you’re going to lose sleep over it, you might as well be comfy.

Details

• Highly absorbent and wicks water away
• 70% Viscose Bamboo 30% Combed Ring Spun Organic Cotton 4.4 oz/sq yd
• Breathable & Cooling effect
• Side seamed
• Tape shoulder to shoulder
• Set on rib color
• Double needle sleeve hem & bottom hem
• Made in the USA
• Water-based inks
• Blended with sustainable and environmentally friendly organic cotton
• Silky soft and great drape
• Organic yards will have some small specs that are visible. These marks are caused by the seeds and plant matter in the fabric.